"The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."
Eleanor Roosevelt on Women"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."
Marilyn Monroe on Women"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."
Friedrich Nietzsche on Women"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."
Ralph Waldo Emerson on Women"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."
John Lennon on Women"When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument."
"He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house."
"A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished."
"Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do."
"A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished."