"It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny"Grab the broom of anger and drive off the beast of fear."
"So the brother in black offers to these United States the source of courage that endures, and laughter."
"There is something about poverty that smells like death."
"It is one of the blessings of this world that few people see visions and dream dreams."
"Grab the broom of anger and drive off the beast of fear."