Famous Quotes

"That show, 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people?"

Zach Galifianakis on Amazing

More quotes about Amazing

• "Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be."

  Angelina Jolie on Amazing

• "If you tell people where to go, but not how to get there, you'll be amazed at the results."

  George S. Patton on Amazing

• "It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit."

  Harry S. Truman on Amazing

• "If you set goals and go after them with all the determination you can muster, your gifts will take you places that will amaze you."

  Les Brown on Amazing

• "Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

  Conan O'Brien on Amazing

More quotes by Zach Galifianakis

• "I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that."

• "My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing."

• "I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal."

• "Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious."

• "I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny."