Famous Quotes

"I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering."

Yakov Smirnoff on Women

More quotes about Women

• "A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."

  Eleanor Roosevelt on Women

• "I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."

  Marilyn Monroe on Women

• "Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."

  Friedrich Nietzsche on Women

• "The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."

  Ralph Waldo Emerson on Women

• "As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."

  John Lennon on Women

More quotes by Yakov Smirnoff

• "We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel."

• "My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love."

• "I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good."

• "We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel."

• "If love is the treasure, laughter is the key."