"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."
"Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right."
Abraham Lincoln on God"We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls."
Mother Teresa on God"When the solution is simple, God is answering."
Albert Einstein on God"While I know myself as a creation of God, I am also obligated to realize and remember that everyone else and everything else are also God's creation."
Maya Angelou on God"Never trust anyone completely but God. Love people, but put your full trust only in God."
Lawrence Welk on God"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"