Famous Quotes

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead."

Woody Allen on Food

More quotes about Food

• "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."

  Oscar Wilde on Food

• "You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."

  Ronald Reagan on Food

• "It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."

  Ronald Reagan on Food

• "You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

  Yogi Berra on Food

• "Beware the hobby that eats."

  Benjamin Franklin on Food

More quotes by Woody Allen

• "Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."

• "I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."

• "I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."

• "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

• "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"