Famous Quotes

"Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats."

Woody Allen on Home

More quotes about Home

• "Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country."

  Margaret Thatcher on Home

• "A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body."

  Benjamin Franklin on Home

• "Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."

  Oliver Wendell Holmes on Home

• "Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."

  Bill Cosby on Home

• "Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."

  Robert Frost on Home

More quotes by Woody Allen

• "Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."

• "I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."

• "I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."

• "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

• "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"