Famous Quotes

"My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me."

Winston Churchill on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Winston Churchill

• "We shape our buildings thereafter they shape us."

• "Without tradition, art is a flock of sheep without a shepherd. Without innovation, it is a corpse."

• "Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference."

• "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."

• "It is no use saying, 'We are doing our best.' You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary."