"When I took command in Vietnam, I gave great emphasis to food and medical care - and to the mail."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."
Groucho Marx on Medical"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
Groucho Marx on Medical"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
Erma Bombeck on Medical"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."
Plato on Medical"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."
Erma Bombeck on Medical"President Johnson did not want the Vietnam War to broaden. He wanted the North Vietnamese to leave their brothers in the South alone."
"War is fear cloaked in courage."
"War is fear cloaked in courage."
"When I took command in Vietnam, I gave great emphasis to food and medical care - and to the mail."
"We had the best food any battlefield ever had."