"Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."
Eleanor Roosevelt on Women"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."
Marilyn Monroe on Women"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."
Friedrich Nietzsche on Women"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."
Ralph Waldo Emerson on Women"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."
John Lennon on Women"A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age."
"The golden age is before us, not behind us."
"There's no art to find the mind's construction in the face."
"But men are men the best sometimes forget."
"'Tis best to weigh the enemy more mighty than he seems."