"Women lie about their age men lie about their income."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."
Eleanor Roosevelt on Women"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."
Marilyn Monroe on Women"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."
Friedrich Nietzsche on Women"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."
Ralph Waldo Emerson on Women"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."
John Lennon on Women"One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young."
"Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age."
"Women lie about their age men lie about their income."
"That they may have a little peace, even the best dogs are compelled to snarl occasionally."
"The best sermon is preached by the minister who has a sermon to preach and not by the man who has to preach a sermon."