Famous Quotes

"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."

Will Rogers on Money

More quotes about Money

• "When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life now that I am old I know that it is."

  Oscar Wilde on Money

• "A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money."

  John Ruskin on Money

• "Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants."

  Benjamin Franklin on Money

• "The lack of money is the root of all evil."

  Mark Twain on Money

• "Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."

  Mark Twain on Money

More quotes by Will Rogers

• "Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."

• "Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."

• "The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'"

• "Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious."

• "The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you."