"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."
"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."
Maya Angelou on Learning"Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school."
Albert Einstein on Learning"We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools."
Martin Luther King, Jr. on Learning"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever."
Mahatma Gandhi on Learning"Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now. Don't wait for something outside of yourself to make you happy in the future. Think how really precious is the time you have to spend, whether it's at work or with your family. Every minute should be enjoyed and savored."
Earl Nightingale on Learning"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."
"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."
"The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'"
"Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious."
"The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you."