Famous Quotes

"When I was doing ensemble theater and comedy work, I felt I had some talents. But when I started doing my shows in Berkeley and found that I could be funny on my own, I was shocked."

Whoopi Goldberg on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Whoopi Goldberg

• "Sitting at the table during Color Purple and looking up and suddenly realizing I was acting in front of Steven Spielberg, was pretty cool. It was pretty good."

• "We're born with success. It is only others who point out our failures, and what they attribute to us as failure."

• "You know, be an actor because you love to act. Don't be an actor because you think you're going to get famous, because that's luck."

• "When you are kind to someone in trouble, you hope they'll remember and be kind to someone else. And it'll become like a wildfire."

• "I used my imagination to make the grass whatever color I wanted it to be."