"I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny"Our favorite holding period is forever."
"In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield."
"The business schools reward difficult complex behavior more than simple behavior, but simple behavior is more effective."
"Your premium brand had better be delivering something special, or it's not going to get the business."
"When a management with a reputation for brilliance tackles a business with a reputation for bad economics, it is the reputation of the business that remains intact."