"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny"I never called my work an 'art'. It's part of show business, the business of building entertainment."
"All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me... You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you."
"You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you."
"Disneyland is a work of love. We didn't go into Disneyland just with the idea of making money."
"A man should never neglect his family for business."