Famous Quotes

"Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one."

W. C. Fields on Women

More quotes about Women

• "A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."

  Eleanor Roosevelt on Women

• "I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."

  Marilyn Monroe on Women

• "Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."

  Friedrich Nietzsche on Women

• "The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."

  Ralph Waldo Emerson on Women

• "As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."

  John Lennon on Women

More quotes by W. C. Fields

• "The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."

• "Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch."

• "When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."

• "Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?"

• "I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."