Famous Quotes

"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."

W. C. Fields on Humor

More quotes about Humor

• "A joke is a very serious thing."

  Winston Churchill on Humor

• "Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."

  Mark Twain on Humor

• "Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."

  William James on Humor

• "If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."

  Mahatma Gandhi on Humor

• "A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."

  Henry Ward Beecher on Humor

More quotes by W. C. Fields

• "The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."

• "Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch."

• "When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."

• "Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?"

• "I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."