"I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home."
"Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year."
Ralph Waldo Emerson on Newyears"Your success and happiness lies in you. Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties."
Helen Keller on Newyears"Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness."
William Shakespeare on Newyears"Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough."
Mark Twain on Newyears"New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."
James Agate on Newyears"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."
"Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch."
"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."
"Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?"
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."