Famous Quotes

"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."

W. C. Fields on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by W. C. Fields

• "The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."

• "Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch."

• "When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."

• "Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?"

• "I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."