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"I like children - fried."

W. C. Fields on Funny

More quotes about Funny

  • "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

    Lana Turner on Funny

  • "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

    Ron White on Funny

  • "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

    Bill Cosby on Funny

  • "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

    Jim Carrey on Funny

  • "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

    Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by W. C. Fields

  • "The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."

  • "Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch."

  • "When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."

  • "Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?"

  • "I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."

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