"It is funny what a year can do."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny"My mom and my father's birthday are on the same day."
"There were times when I thought I would never own a car."
"My mom lived by herself with two kids. Sacrifice was the name of the game at our house."
"My mom and my father's birthday are on the same day."
"My mom was dying for me to write a book, she was my biggest advocate."