"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny"Exercise is amazing, from the inside out. I feel so alive and have more energy."
"If people don't like me for whatever I do, for being me, then that's too bad. I don't want to change to be something that I'm not for other people to like me."
"Being cool is being your own self, not doing something that someone else is telling you to do."
"The second I met Zac, I thought he was a really cool guy. It's hard not to have chemistry with someone who is so attractive."
"Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too."