"I have written two medical novels. I have never studied medicine, never seen an operation."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."
Groucho Marx on Medical"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
Groucho Marx on Medical"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
Erma Bombeck on Medical"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."
Plato on Medical"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."
Erma Bombeck on Medical"People are scared to death of dying. I am the opposite."
"Though I am a Catholic, a professing one, I have serious doubts about the survival of the human personality after death."
"My dreams are all follies."
"I wanted to acquire an education, work extremely hard and never deviate from my goal, to make it."
"I am deeply convinced that happiness does not exist in this world."