"Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."
Bill Gates on Car"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."
Richard Pryor on Car"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
Erma Bombeck on Car"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."
Steven Wright on Car"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Steven Wright on Car"Feminism's agenda is basic: It asks that women not be forced to choose between public justice and private happiness."
"As it turns out, social scientists have established only one fact about single women's mental health: employment improves it."
"What happened with Hurricane Katrina was the American electorate was forced to look at what lay behind the veneer of chest-beating. We all saw the consequences of having terrible government leadership."
"A lot of people seem to want to make the institution of marriage substitute for a real relationship."
"A lot of people seem to want to make the institution of marriage substitute for a real relationship."