"In Italy, I had an Afro, and a lot of the kids came up and felt my hair. It really was funny. I wish I had understood Italian."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny"Within our dreams and aspirations we find our opportunities."
"I'll think, If this is his first punch, how are the others gonna feel? That's the only fear I have for myself."
"Aaron Pryor wants to get into the ring with me. He wants to be able to retire, and he will. For health reasons."
"I'm not religious, but I believe that what I have is a gift, and I respect it and live up to it."