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"When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction."

Steven Wright on Science

More quotes about Science

  • "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

    Albert Einstein on Science

  • "Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men."

    Martin Luther King, Jr. on Science

  • "Science investigates religion interprets. Science gives man knowledge which is power religion gives man wisdom which is control."

    Martin Luther King, Jr. on Science

  • "No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right a single experiment can prove me wrong."

    Albert Einstein on Science

  • "Bad times have a scientific value. These are occasions a good learner would not miss."

    Ralph Waldo Emerson on Science

More quotes by Steven Wright

  • "How young can you die of old age?"

  • "I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"

  • "For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out."

  • "I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."

  • "I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

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