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"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."

Steven Wright on Car

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  • "There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."

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  • "Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

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  • "I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

    Steven Wright on Car

  • "I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy."

    Steven Wright on Car

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  • "How young can you die of old age?"

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  • "For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out."

  • "I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

  • "I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy."

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