"My mom's a social worker, and my dad works in non-profit organisations."
"It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father."
Pope John XXIII on Dad"When one has not had a good father, one must create one."
Friedrich Nietzsche on Dad"My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him."
Eminem on Dad"I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."
Hedy Lamarr on Dad"Whoever does not have a good father should procure one."
Friedrich Nietzsche on Dad"The current Babe Ruth of improv? Sacha Baron Cohen. He's pretty amazing."
"I feel like if I won an award and I was giving my speech and the music started, that's all I'd remember, the humiliation I felt when the music started. It would mar the entire experience for me."
"Luckily, I think, I never really wanted to be famous, I just wanted to make movies."
"I remember, when I was an up-and-coming comic, how annoyed I would be when the famous guys would show up and just take everyone's spots."
"The good thing about L.A. is that there's always someone more famous 100 yards away from me."