"It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny"I was never famous as a kid. That's the biggest difference between me and any other kid actor is that I wasn't famous as a kid."
"I firmly believe in marriage. It's a real important decision that takes a lot of dedication and time. If you're thinking about divorce. You shouldn't get married."
"Over the last four years, I've made a habit of coming into my office in the morning and just getting to work."
"It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny."
"There's no greater way to gain an audience's sympathy than by being unfortunate."