Famous Quotes

"The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life."

Seann William Scott on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Seann William Scott

• "Working on the 'Ice Age' movies, I'm really proud to be in them."

• "I'm cool with the way I look, I'm not an ugly dog, but I don't see myself as a stud or anything."

• "My dad was diagnosed with cancer, so we ended up burying him a year to the day that he was diagnosed."

• "My role model is my dad."

• "You have to have fear to take risks - and I want to at least try."