"Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."
Eleanor Roosevelt on Women"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."
Marilyn Monroe on Women"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."
Friedrich Nietzsche on Women"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."
Ralph Waldo Emerson on Women"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."
John Lennon on Women"Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter."
"How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?"
"The only change is that baseball has turned Paige from a second class citizen to a second class immortal."
"If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts."
"It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body."