"I had more clothes than I had closets, more cars than garage space, but no money."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."
Bill Gates on Car"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."
Richard Pryor on Car"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
Erma Bombeck on Car"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."
Steven Wright on Car"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Steven Wright on Car"Part of show business is magic. You don't know how it happens."
"My home has always been show business."
"You can be in this business 50 years and still not know anything about it."
"I wasn't anything special as a father. But I loved them and they knew it."
"To appear on the stage drunk, to have them leave there and remember me making drunken mistakes, that was death."