"Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."
Mignon McLaughlin on Marriage"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates on Marriage"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."
Friedrich Nietzsche on Marriage"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."
Oscar Wilde on Marriage"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."
James C. Dobson on Marriage"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."
"Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it."
"Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career."
"The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect."
"When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood."