"Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career."
"It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father."
Pope John XXIII on Dad"When one has not had a good father, one must create one."
Friedrich Nietzsche on Dad"My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him."
Eminem on Dad"I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."
Hedy Lamarr on Dad"Whoever does not have a good father should procure one."
Friedrich Nietzsche on Dad"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."
"Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it."
"The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect."
"When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood."
"Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career."