"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
Mark Twain on Age"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young."
Henry Ford on Age"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
Mark Twain on Age"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."
Kurt Vonnegut on Age"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
Robert Frost on Age"Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it."
"Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career."
"The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect."
"When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood."
"Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career."