Famous Quotes

"I've dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but these things have become part of my process. I think the things I do for my appearance help make me look better. I even colour my hair because I like how it makes me look."

Ryan Seacrest on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Ryan Seacrest

• "Failure? Scared to death of it."

• "As much as we all talk about the future and how so many things are merging, there is a simplicity that is crucial."

• "I hope I can help guys come out and say, 'All right, dude, I got a manicure... and I liked it.'"

• "With the evolution of technology, kids really need to be computer-savvy."

• "Trust me, if I were gay I'd be getting more action than I'm getting now."