Famous Quotes

"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it."

Roseanne Barr on Women

More quotes about Women

• "A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."

  Eleanor Roosevelt on Women

• "I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."

  Marilyn Monroe on Women

• "Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."

  Friedrich Nietzsche on Women

• "The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."

  Ralph Waldo Emerson on Women

• "As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."

  John Lennon on Women

More quotes by Roseanne Barr

• "Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"

• "As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."

• "I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job."

• "My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel."

• "Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce."