Famous Quotes

"I know how to do anything, I'm a mom."

Roseanne Barr on Mom

More quotes about Mom

• "My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her."

  George Washington on Mom

• "The natural state of motherhood is unselfishness. When you become a mother, you are no longer the center of your own universe. You relinquish that position to your children."

  Jessica Lange on Mom

• "My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it."

  Mark Twain on Mom

• "Men are what their mothers made them."

  Ralph Waldo Emerson on Mom

• "My mother said to me, 'If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope.' Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso."

  Pablo Picasso on Mom

More quotes by Roseanne Barr

• "Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"

• "As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."

• "I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job."

• "My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel."

• "Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce."