Famous Quotes

"I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job."

Roseanne Barr on Parenting

More quotes about Parenting

• "To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him."

  Buddha on Parenting

• "A child who is allowed to be disrespectful to his parents will not have true respect for anyone."

  Billy Graham on Parenting

• "We never know the love of a parent till we become parents ourselves."

  Henry Ward Beecher on Parenting

• "I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection."

  Sigmund Freud on Parenting

• "Even as kids reach adolescence, they need more than ever for us to watch over them. Adolescence is not about letting go. It's about hanging on during a very bumpy ride."

  Ron Taffel on Parenting

More quotes by Roseanne Barr

• "Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"

• "As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."

• "I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job."

• "My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel."

• "Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce."