Famous Quotes

"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"

Roseanne Barr on Anger

More quotes about Anger

• "Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else you are the one who gets burned."

  Buddha on Anger

• "Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within everybody's power and is not easy."

  Aristotle on Anger

• "Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."

  Mark Twain on Anger

• "Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools."

  Albert Einstein on Anger

• "Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean."

  Maya Angelou on Anger

More quotes by Roseanne Barr

• "As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."

• "I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job."

• "My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel."

• "Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce."

• "A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego."