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"There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong."

Ron White on Diet

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  • "I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."

    Mae West on Diet

  • "Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."

    Jim Davis on Diet

  • "My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."

    Orson Welles on Diet

  • "No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means."

    Maimonides on Diet

  • "Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing levels of exercise."

    Linford Christie on Diet

More quotes by Ron White

  • "When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range."

  • "Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane."

  • "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  • "The next time you have a thought... let it go."

  • "I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers."

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