"People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic."
"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life."
Confucius on Work"All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence."
Martin Luther King, Jr. on Work"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
Thomas A. Edison on Work"By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."
Robert Frost on Work"Nothing will work unless you do."
Maya Angelou on Work"When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range."
"Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane."
"There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong."
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
"The next time you have a thought... let it go."