"Sometimes I've had to put myself on a diet."
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."
Mae West on Diet"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
Jim Davis on Diet"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
Orson Welles on Diet"No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means."
Maimonides on Diet"Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing levels of exercise."
Linford Christie on Diet"I nearly died of double bronchial pneumonia at the age of five."
"The wonderful thing about age is that your knees don't work as well, you can't run down steps quite as easily and obviously you can't lift heavy weights. But your mind doesn't feel any different."
"There is nothing glamorous about death."
"Over the next two years UNICEF will focus on improving access to and the quality of education to provide children who have dropped out of school or who work during school hours the opportunity to gain a formal education!"
"I've learnt that through life you just get on with it. You're going to meet a lot of dishonest people along the line and you say good luck to them. I hope they live in comfort. Then I start sticking more pins in their effigies."