"Men who do things without being told draw the most wages."
"It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men."
Frederick Douglass on Men"I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman."
Anais Nin on Men"Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance."
Oscar Wilde on Men"Without feelings of respect, what is there to distinguish men from beasts?"
Confucius on Men"Man becomes great exactly in the degree in which he works for the welfare of his fellow-men."
Mahatma Gandhi on Men"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."
"With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me."
"With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me."
"My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive."
"I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it."