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"I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it."

Rodney Dangerfield on Pet

More quotes about Pet

  • "No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."

    Abraham Lincoln on Pet

  • "I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

    Winston Churchill on Pet

  • "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

    Robert A. Heinlein on Pet

  • "Time spent with cats is never wasted."

    Sigmund Freud on Pet

  • "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."

    Josh Billings on Pet

More quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

  • "I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."

  • "With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me."

  • "With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me."

  • "My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive."

  • "I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it."

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