"I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny"Carpe per diem - seize the check."
"Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!"
"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."
"When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?"
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"