"It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married."
"The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife."
Barbara de Angelis on Wedding"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy if not, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates on Wedding"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
Groucho Marx on Wedding"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness."
Oliver Wendell Holmes on Wedding"Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her."
Ambrose Bierce on Wedding"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
"I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense."
"Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on."
"The best way out is always through."
"The best things and best people rise out of their separateness I'm against a homogenized society because I want the cream to rise."