"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."
Steven Wright on Legal"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."
Calvin Coolidge on Legal"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."
Will Rogers on Legal"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."
Plato on Legal"People are getting smarter nowadays they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide."
Will Rogers on Legal"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
"I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense."
"Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on."
"The best way out is always through."
"The best things and best people rise out of their separateness I'm against a homogenized society because I want the cream to rise."