Famous Quotes

"Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell."

Robert Byrne on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Robert Byrne

• "Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life."

• "Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life."

• "The purpose of life is a life of purpose."

• "Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours.'"

• "Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least."